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Ah, look how cute this is. All the little kids can get moustache rides, and the better the moustache the more expensive the ride. Forget little horses or circus animals or rocket ships. Let’s put moustache rides outside of every Wal-Mart for the children.
Actually, I feel sort of pedobearish just saying that. These particular rides should be off in a corner behind a curtain for 18 years and older.
