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Design by Dan Wolfe. This, of course, is in reference to the lovely little sketch by that fine English troupe Monty Python. The one dude does a dainty little ditty, slapping his opponent lightly with two little fish. The opponent takes several rounds of this, then pulls out a big ol’ pike or something and slaps his light-footed opponent so hard he falls in the water.