Buy this shirt because you, like me, like boobs. Man or woman you know you like boobs. And if this bright-ass pink ink can bring awareness…can trigger in a woman’s mind…”hey, its been a while, I better do that self boob examination,” then it’s all quite worth it.
Plus, you get to legitimately wear a shirt that says boob on it, which is pretty righteous. What do you say? Save some boobies. Be a hero. Keep those mammaries pumping out that delicious milk for healthy children, and triggering lascivious thoughts in 75% of the population.
Certified Dress Code donates a healthy percentage of proceeds from the sale of this shirt to Breast cancer charities in the Houston area, which is like a double bonus for getting this tee.
Man, I really wanted to slip the word tits in this post, but it just didn’t fit. Wasn’t appropriate. Maybe next time.