Mick Hucknall Has a Masterful Three Year Fornication Run

by on December 3, 2010

The red-headed front man of Simply Red acts contrite as he casually mentions that in a three-year run at the height of Simply Red’s popularity, he averaged having sex with three women a day. That’s pretty impressive. Of course, he’s acting very contrite about it now, as the 50-year-old now has settled down with a wife and kid, but it doesn’t seem like he hesitated to mention that for that nice stretch he was rivaling Wilt Chamberlain’s prowess. Good for him, especially since was just a short pasty little kinky haired ginger that sang mediocre soul songs.

You can see the charisma here:

You can read Mr. Hucknall’s apology to his thousands of sex partners.  Of course, if you don’t want to rot your brain with this celebrity drama, then you should probably do a soul cleanse with funny t shirts. Yeah, I said it “soul cleanse.” Mick would understand.

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