Metro Gnome Tee Shirt

I almost typed Happy Memorial Day, but that isn’t very appropriate. How about a more subdued…hope you had a nice three-day weekend. Enjoy the Tshirt of the Day.

The play on words, or double entendre, or whatever you want to call it, is delicious. He’s whistling in perfect time with his white boots on, going to buy some product on the Avenue. Clutchin’ the man purse. And the bright pink polo with the collar up is simply the perfect touch on this always on-time and in tune metrosexual gnome. He wouldn’t even stand in your yard for a minute, unless it was properly (read: meticulously) manicured.

This is a girl with terrific taste wearing this wondrous shirt:

Do you have what it takes to wear this shirt? If you’re all that, then by all means get it.