Get This Shirt From Madhouse Tees
Nice use of the iconic Major League Baseball logo colors right here. Dude’s gonna nail that fly. Isn’t it interesting to think about how fly swatters evolved. You know they started out as something solid like a rolled up magazine, then smart people figured out that flies are light and swooshing done with a solid object creates wind and just pushes them out of harms way. So, then they busted out the modern day swatter with the lightweight plastic with tons of holes so it cuts through the air faster. I’m sure the bendy nature of the plastic stuff is also intentional. Probably utilizes a natural whipping motion that kills flies dead even more accurately.
And that’s why you should buy this tee. Plus, the dude has a helmet on, ‘cuz he’s super serious about his fly killing. What if you get a little too riled up while swatting at those pesky shit eaters, and you end up slamming a shelf which has a very heavy vase high up. And that vase wobbles and falls and hits you on the head. You want to have a helmet on.
Hey, I wanted to mention that this Madhouse Tees shop is pretty incredible, because the dude that designs the shirts, Jared Aronson, has Muscular Dystrophy, so he creates the designs with his thumbs and a Logitech trackball. Pretty cool story.
And to top it all off, a portion of all sales go to Parent Project Muscular Dystrophy.
