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This is absolutely true except for the part where you pick up Celiac disease or candida and lactose intolerance, and every time you eat a piece of pizza you get bloated, gassy, and often have diarrhea seven minutes after meal time. Then that faded love might not look half bad. But, before you body is overwhelmed with the wheat and cheese, there’s no doubt pizza is way better than love.
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