This is a weird thing to wear around. A t-shirt with a Lost Cat sign that you would post on a telephone pole as you’re sniffling and thinking the worst about the fate of Mittens. But, then, there’s a little whammy. It’s a tiger, and basically you’re trying to get small children to die at the zoo, checking the tiger’s tag.
You know those new retro zoos where the animals are behind open bars, so you have to stand further away than the tiger can reach.