Let’s All Take a Moment and Be Thankful that Spiders Can’t Fly T Shirt

by on January 16, 2013


Get this Shirt From Five Finger Tees

Here’s my hypothesis on where this t-shirt came from. You know how Oprah and other self-help gurus suggest maintaining a positive attitude. One way to do this is to be gracious…give thanks…keep a gratitude journal.

Think about this. If you’re doing this every day, you might run out of shit to give thanks for. So you start reaching. Terrorists haven’t blown up my work…yet. That can of gas in the basement hasn’t internally combusted. An icicle hasn’t dropped from an eave and lodged itself in my girlfriend’s neck. And thank the Lord that spiders can’t fly. Actually, I’m more thankful that cows can’t fly, but I’ll save that for tomorrow’s journal entry.

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