Jesus Returns T Shirt from T Shirt Hell

by on February 11, 2012

I love this shirt. Though, big caveat…I love most ironic funny Jesus shirts. Must be the whole Christian upbringing deal that I finally rejected when I was 22, but not after having missed prime adolescent years being good and chaste and moral. What a crock of shit. I’ll live with regrets ’til the day I die. Anyways, the Jesuszilla sort of scene is spectacular. Laser eyes blasting people. He’s bigger than the buildings. Why not? He was all meek and normal (for the most part) during his last trip back. Maybe this time he convinces the old man to let him shake it up a bit.

Crazy thing is he hasn’t aged a day. No gray in the beard. He looks good.

Get this Jesus Returns T Shirt because it’s funny and you like funny stuff and Tshirt Hell comes up with some funny designs.

Do you realize this shirt says “He’s come again to judge the living and the dead.” What a crappy mandate from the Lord. Yeah, you’re gonna sit behind an elevated desk and bring people to account. That’s miserable. Boring. Probably need to screw with people to keep it interesting.

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