It’s Okay Pluto I’m Not a Planet Either T Shirt

by on October 21, 2010

its okay pluto im not a planet either t shirt It’s Okay Pluto I’m Not a Planet Either T Shirtbuy now button yellow It’s Okay Pluto I’m Not a Planet Either T ShirtIs that the moon that’s comforting Pluto’s unsightly demise, being demoted from planet to big hunk of rock hurtling around in space? Because if it is Pluto’s probably mumbling something like, you never were a planet so what do you care…you never had something and then had it ripped away from you. Those Earthling scientists stole my soul when they reclassified me as just another Kuiper Belt object.

Apparently some pot smoking college student in Flagstaff, AZ in 1930 had the job of comparing photographic plates of the solar system, and he determined that some mass was the ninth planet. His people were granted the rights to name it, but instead they gave the job to some English school girl, who named it Pluto after the Roman God of the Underworld.

A few years ago the International Astronomical Union, that’s IAU to you, controversially said the piece of floating matter was not a planet. Of course, there’s was an out cry from all the planets lovers, but you can’t mess with the IAU. Just ask Jimmy Hoffa.

So, basically all this means is that you want the It’s Okay Pluto I’m Not a Planet Either T Shirt even though I’m not certain what celestial body is portrayed.

Snorg Tees really stumped me on this one. Those clever guys.

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