You’re wearing that ugly team building exercise tshirt from your old work and it’s never looked better on you. It’s business time with the yellow tipped socks on!
See, be careful with buying the It’s Business Time: Flight of the Conchords tshirt because what might happen is that it becomes your Wednesday night uniform. Pre-determined night that you make love. If you get this shirt you may start to fetishize the shirt. You may start to make it a necessary part of your love making business time routine to the point where if you’re out of town, and you think that hotel bed sex is hot, you won’t be able to do it. You won’t be able to get it up because you forgot your business time tshirt. And when you don’t have your business time tshirt and your yellow tipped socks, you cannot DO IT.
See you don’t want to be in that place. You don’t want to build that sort of dependence on this shirt. So, you need to check in your heart. You need to know your inner self before you even consider adding this tshirt to your wardrobe.
How about a Business Time duet to really get you in the mood:
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