Italian Stallion T Shirt

by on February 16, 2013


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Love this one, except that I try to stay away from irony as much as possible, because if I let myself get too deep into it, I would probably turn into an over-the-hill hipster douche bag, which would be pretty awful. A 42-year-old man in skinny jeans is not a sight anybody should behold. And those damn glasses frames. Ugh.

Anyways, I like the thought of somebody else wearing this shirt ironically or seriously. Best if it’s a diminutive Chinese woman (ironic) or a ‘roided Jersey shore GTL freak (seriously). Both make me laugh.

Wait, I didn’t even mention Rocky Balboa here. Massive oversight. Especially, when it’s a perfect opportunity to drop in the Youtube video of Rocky and Apollo raising on the beach in short shorts and striped tube socks.


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