Busted Tees mentions that this is the most chill religious statement since the Sixth commandment, which just happens to be “Thou Shall Not Kill.” I like this notion of chill religion. Moses hittin’ the acid and trippin’ balls, thinking he’s talking to a burning bush, and carving stone tablets in like 6 hours with cool rules like thou shalt not kill and thou shalt not cock block and thou shalt not talk shit about your bro and thou shalt not be a dick or douche…and stuff like that. Then, there’s Jesus handing out tabs to the disciples when they’re on a boat then tricking them into believing he’s walking on water while they trip balls, and indoctrinating them into the cult of Christ with sweet precepts like be cool broseph, and pass the wine and weed ’til everybody is good and buzzed and stoned, and forget money for a minute and just have some fun.
That’s some religion I could get into. And instead of some nebulous God, we have the all powerful good, and that is what we put our trust in. If you believe we can overcome the human condition that makes every little microcosm of the world turn into some Lord of the Flies shit, then you are ready for the In Good We Trust T Shirt.
Busted Tees happen to have a PhD in wordplay bitches.
