In Case of Emergency Break Fast T Shirt from Threadless

by on May 5, 2012

Emergencies can make you really hungry, so it’s nice that forward thinking people have created these emergency breakfast units, that are airtight and behind glass, available for when you really need it. I like that it’s behind glass, so you can see, that yes, the bacon, mushrooms, tomatoes, toast and eggs are still fresh and edible. I guess the only trouble is that you’ll need to get your hands on a portable stove or some cooking device during this emergency, because most of the ingredients in the unit are raw, waiting to be cooked.

Actually, this is a little known fact, buy Amare Stoudemire was hungry and considered the Knicks loss to the Heat in the NBA playoffs an emergency so he tried to break the glass on one of these emergency break fast units with his fist, which resulted in a big gash and stitches and missing the next game of the series.

So, remember…always use the hammer to break the glass for safety sake.

You can get this In Case of Emergency Break Fast T Shirt from Threadless. Last I checked, this design by Jaco Haasbroek, was nearly sold out in both Men’s and Women’s sizes, so hurry and get yours or, if your size is sold out, hurry and request a reprint, because if they get enough requests they’ll expedite the process.

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