I love this I’m the 1 Percent T Shirt. First, 1% milk blows. It’s a watery mess nobody should have to endure. If you’re going to do milk DO WHOLE MILK. So 1% is already conjuring up negative associations, which is good. Next,this milk carton dude is too dapper to be cool. You know how you can dress well and be okay, but if you go too far, like with a monocle, you’ve officially hit douchebag status. That’s where Mr. Milk is.
Plus, he’s probably trolling the perimeter of the real protesters looking for easy girls looking to slip from the fringes of the OWS movement into a gold digger status, where our milk man is giving moustache rides to someone a third his age. And that’s sleazy, although I reserve the right to change my mind on that once I hit 60, because it’s almost guaranteed with the money I’m making from writing this blog that I’m going to be a rich SOB in a position to offer sugar daddy services.
Snorg Tees got all political with this one. Do you feel the revolution?