I’m Known to Rock the Microphone Karaoke Legend T Shirt

by on March 19, 2011

Wow. This one really hits close to home and by home I mean to say my mom’s basement. I really have been doing  some soul searching and have decided I have to make some changes. I need to get out of this basement a little bit, and I think the greatest excuse in the world to do it would be to hit various karaoke nights in night time establishments throughout the city and practice my karaoke.

Yes, I’ll be by myself and no one will drunkenly cheer for me and encourage me at the beginning because I’ll be terrible and people will wonder why I’m up there without any kind of crew behind me. But, I’ll break through that learning curve and the negativity and I will get fucking good at singing Prince’s When Doves Cry, INXS What You Need, Simon & Garfunkel’s Hazy Shade of Winter, The Smiths How Soon Is Now, and The Rolling Stones Satisfaction.

Thanks to Local Celebrity for bringing the sign from God in the form of this very fine I’m Known to Rock the Microphone Karaoke Legend T Shirt. It’s a worthy goal for a 40-year-old who lives in his mom’s basement. Right?

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