If You Can’t Be a Good Example Be a Warning Tshirt

by on April 3, 2010

It’s always good to be realistic, especially about yourself. It goes something like…know thyself. You can’t go around being somebody you are not. It’s too much of a strain being phony. If it is in your cards to be a drunk, promiscuous, arrogant loud-mouth, you’re doing nobody any favors, not even the children, if you try to be a dry, saintly, humble, church mouse.

In fact, the kids will see right through it and you’ll probably get cancer as your psyche wrestles with the extreme clash of personality and type within your physiology and soul. So, get out there, be yourself, and if that happens to be horrible, well, let that be the lesson to the kids. Not that any lesson will help since they’ll just need to be themselves. Maybe it’s a lesson to the parents, who see an asshole like you and decide to do their very best to nurture well-rounded, well-adjusted progeny.

Maybe I don’t even know what I’m talking about and you shouldn’t listen to me. Really what you should do is simply purchase this shirt: If You Can’t Be a Good Example Be a Warning.

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