If Things Don’t Go Right, Go Left T Shirt

by on September 12, 2011

This is beautiful message of pulling yourself up by your bootstraps and making a go of it. Actually, it’s an anti-Religious Right Tee, ‘cuz Snorg Tees wants you to get all secular or godless or humanist or some other sort devil-driven life systemish.

If you worship Satan or if you’re an eternal optimist then you should get the If Things Don’t Go Right, Go Left T Shirt, and live with the consequences.

Actually, I think this is an anti-individualism shirt, because it’s saying if everybody and their mom isn’t going right, then you shouldn’t go right either. Go with the flow and go left and be a sheep. Don’t stand out. Don’t try anything different. Just grow up in your Midwest town and never move out, giving yourself enough time to top your dad’s regional record of drunken driving convictions.

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