If at First You Don’t Succeed, You’re Not Chuck Norris Tee

Sure try again, but do so after coming to the bare bones, cold light realization that you are not Chuck Norris. You’re a lesser human. You will never succeed as Chuck succeeds. You will never reach the heights that Chuck has reached. You will never fight Bruce Lee to the death, lose, then get right back up and continue a remarkable acting career.

Life ain’t easy. Life is about dreaming and shooting for the stars, but also folding in a little realism into the mix. Celebrate smaller successes and don’t set yourself up for ultimate failure.

Step one is most definitely pulling out your favorite little credit card and purchasing this If at First You Don’t Succeed, You’re Not Chuck Norris Tee shirt classic. RIGHT NOW!

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