I’d Rather Be Sleeping T Shirt

by on November 3, 2010

This is a nice shirt to wear to work or that church service your mom guilted you into going to. Or that 200 level poly sci class, or, hell, how about that early morning fishing trip with gramps. Turns the I’d Rather Be Fishing on its head. Awesome.

If you love a lot of shut eye, and prefer it to a lot of the things you do in your waking hours then the I’d Rather Be Sleeping T Shirt is probably going to be the best purchase you make in your lifetime, because it aligns with your values.

Are you with me on this one? Headline Shirts is going to give bonus points to any narcoleptic that wears this shirt.

I love sleep myself, and I’m pretty sure I’m not getting enough these days. If I could maybe not have a job that would help a great deal with my sleeping patterns. With no job, I sleep in every day of the year, and I’m fresh. I’ll put no job, but hundreds of thousands of dollars in the bank as a goal. I’ll keep you posted on my progress.

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