I Wish Googling Myself Yielded Better Results T Shirt

by on October 2, 2008

Absolutely. You have the naysayers that just don’t understand your brilliance. Then you have the image search that brings up mostly unflattering pics and, of course, the two embarrassing nude modeling shoots you agreed to do when you were young, stupid and broke.

And, that’s not even the worst. You could be totally obscure. Like you only get the first five results on the page, including some old volleyball box score, the class reunion you didn’t go to and a heartfelt farewell message from the folks at your last job. Then, it’s all about mixing up your first and last names all willy nilly. Not about you at all. That’s the ultimate indignity and certainly what the good scholar on this shirt is talking about.

And let’s talk about this afro. It’s a full head and beard afro that pretty much says, “I’m am THE COOLEST DUDE in the 1800s and beyond.”

Now let’s talk about reputation management. Take these results into your own hands. Buy up your name domain and put something on there. Build a squidoo, a MySpace and a Knol and before you know it, the top results are all by you, speaking highly of you. Good job.

You need a shirt that says, “I wish googling myself yielded better results.”

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jess December 29, 2015 at 2:40 pm

I still don’t understand who the man on the shirt is. what is his name?

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