I Shaved My Balls For This? T-shirt

by on February 11, 2010

buy tshirt button2 I Shaved My Balls For This? T shirti shaved my balls for this tshirt1 I Shaved My Balls For This? T shirtBeing a sophisticated human is pretty difficult sometimes. You want to burn some calories to get what you want, but you don’t want to look like you’re trying too hard, lest you look like a complete douche bag. This is why this shirt is so psychologically deep while on the surface looking as sophomoric as a Butthead one liner.

Human beings have needs. We are looking for love, for sex, for friendship, for food, for the funniest episode of Family Ties on YouTube. Fulfilling needs most of the time requires effort. But, you have to balance risk and reward, effort and letting things come to you. It’s all a very delicate dance. Included is getting home on a Friday and shaving your balls before you go to the house party. You are projecting success with the ladies and a subsequent fondling of the testicles, but there’s always the risk that this party becomes a sausage fest and all the ladies decided to go see the John Mayer concert instead.

Very delicate. Very fascinating. Very REAL LIFE…Thank God he didn’t get his taint bleached because being shut out after that would have been humiliating.

Anyway, if you enjoy the human theater, you most likely need to purchase the I Shaved My Balls For This? Tshirt right away.

Hey, now, what’s that smell, everybody knows it’s Tshirt Hell.

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