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It would be funny if you had to go to a dojo and work with a sensei for endless hours to get your technique right. No, no. Too fast. Squeeze harder. Less lube. Real black belt…no lotion. Then there’s some sort of Karate Kid like tournament. And it gets hard (no pun intended) and it looks grim, but you pull it out in the end. Winner gets a case of super soft toilet paper.