I gave my word to stop at third tshirt

Celebrating abstinence is always a good policy. Of course, stopping at third these days just means there wasn’t four hookers, copious leather, mescaline and ferrets.

Remember the good old days when stopping at third meant calling someone on the telephone and not actually seeing them in person. Yay!

You ought to have this tshirt in your closet. So get it! Oh, by the way the rest of the shirt says, “1987 Teen Abstinence Day Surfolk County Public Schools.”

I gave my word to stop at third tshirt