I Don’t Exist Santa Tshirt

by Booker Addison on December 13, 2008

in Busted Tees,Funny Holiday T Shirts,Funny T Shirts of the Day

i-dont-exist-santa-tshirtIt’s less than two weeks out from Xmas and it’s high time you start blowing little kids’ minds. I mean if they get a load of this tee, they are not going to know what to think. Of course, Santa exists! He comes every Christmas Eve and there are always presents under the tree when we get up way too early on Christmas morn.

But, he’s saying he doesn’t exist. What is going on here. This plants the first seed of doubt that blossoms into the natural disbelief and, later, of course, complete and utter cynicism and most likely heavy duty alcoholism or some other sort of addictive behavior.

It ain’t pretty but someone has to trigger the evolution of the children. Are you strong enough to drop this bomb? If so, pick up the I Don’t Exist Santa Tshirt before it’s too late to make a difference.

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