Hot Dog I Want to Be Inside You T shirt from Five Finger Tees

by on March 1, 2012

Get your mind out of the gutter. This is just a benevolent wienie hoping to give you life-sustaining nourishment. This hot dog knows exactly why he was put on earth, and it was to be inside you. Your stomach. No really stop being so dirty minded. Don’t get this I Want to Be Inside You T Shirt if the first thing you thought of was wearing this to a bar and flashing hot girls your shirt, and comparing a hot dog to a penis.

That’s lewd and ridiculous, plus when’s the last time you put mustard and a bun on your schlong. Yeah, it’s been over a couple weeks since you played der wienerschnitzel with a prostitute at the pay-by-the-hour motel. Exactly. That’s like forever ago. There’s no need to equate this innocent art from Five Finger Tees to those unwholesome deeds.

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