Heart On’s Sunglasses

by on February 6, 2013


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I’m really thinking that I might get this sunglasses. My kids already think I’m gay because they were saying that Javier Bardem was a weird and ugly looking dude, and I chimed in a little too passionately, that he is one of the most handsome men in the world (his hair in No Country for Old Men notwithstanding). I mean have they not seen Before Night Falls?

Plus, let me play the hetero card here, he’s married to Penelope Cruz. That’s proof enough. You can’t be a troll and have two children with her. Am I right?

And that’s why you should get these heart sunglasses, even though they debased them by calling them Heart On’s. Who am I kidding…I love the pre-teen bawdy humor.

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