Geek is the New Sexy T Shirt

by on January 17, 2011

I feel like geeks don’t wear the thick framed glasses, unless they’re being ironic, then I don’t think they can be considered geeks, so there’s a fundamental flaw with this shirt. However, I still think thee message is positive, which I’m all for, and I think other than the image, that it is accurate. Geeks are the new sexy. Zuckerberg is getting so much varied tail you can’t even fathom it. Sergey and Larry…forget about it. There’s a reason they were demanding king size beds in there private jets, and it ain’t because they were taking BIG naps. Those are little, geeky dudes.

Computers rule the world and if you know how to bend them to your will, to do your bidding then you have a leg up on everyone else. And, everybody knows, a leg up is all you need for the ladies to start thinking you’re sexy. A little earning power and a cute kitten fetish and you’re in like Flynn. Am I right? All the geeks and nerds say amen…and then buy this Geek is the New Sexy T Shirt just to make sure the message is spread far and wide.

And, if you’re in your moms basement, coding away the next killer app and you’re not getting any sumpin’ sumpin’ then you just need to get out of the house and meet some real people. It will happen. Snorg Tees guarantees it.

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