Tshirt Hell! T-shirt Hell? T Shirt Hell…
Tshirt Hell is treacherous as a day trip to the sulphurous lake of fire. Yet, just as picnicking in Hades has its good points, T-shirt Hell offers some juicy nuggets of hilarity.
But, I must warn you, Sunshine Megatron, as the proprietor of T shirt Hell has renamed himself, has a very offensive sense of humor and sells some of the most offensive tshirts on the web. I’m not all that sensitive, but some of Sunshine’s racier ditties even make me wince and almost faint. Now, that may be your thing and if it is, I cannot recommend any higher, the dirty, vulgar, offensive, horrible tshirts that schmear the tshirt hell website. Go happily wallow in your sick.
Live and let live. To each his own. That’s my philosophy as long as you don’t perform violence on me or my family or Geraldo Rivera. We all have our tolerance meters. I can handle all the Tshirts with the word “fuck” or its derivatives on it you can throw my way. However, bloody muppets, fairy tale hand jobs, smiling killers wielding butcher’s knives, and eyeball cum shots are simply out of my comfort range. But, I don’t judge.
However, you can navigate the treacherous paths to get to the real gold in the Sierra Madre. So, I suggest a quality pair of hiking boots, one of those stainless steel water bottles, and a breathable hat that blocks the brutal sun rays from your neck…oh wait, this is about cavorting with the devil of shirts. I got lost in gold mining reverie.
Anyways…if you get all faint with crude sexual humor, violent suggestions, liberal use of the word fuck, and plain rude quotes, you’ll probably need to steer clear of this place. Although, I have to say, if you have a guide you can find some of the funniest shirts on the ‘Net at this condemned Tshirt Hell.
T-shirt Hell Shirts Ranked First to Worst
Tshirt Hell has hilarious shirts and stupid shirts and angry shirts, and not funny shirts. It’s an uneven output, which is why I’ve taken my precious time to rank them best to least, first to worst, funny to horrible, so that you’ll know what to get when it’s time for you to shop for funny, offensive t-shirts. Don’t care what I think. Fine just go blindly shop at
T Shirt Hell right now, and good luck. Who knows what you’re going to end up buying without my humor wisdom guiding you.
Updated June 4, 2010 – these bastards are constantly discontinuing shirts, adding new shirts and bringing back old shirts, so I try to keep these rankings as current as possible. I skip the Back From the Dead Classic Reprints they bring back for limited one or two week runs, unless they really speak to me.
Best suggestion I’ve seen in a long time. Weasels like this Ratz should not be in positions of massive power. Nor should he get to ride in the pope mobile. That’s sacred.
NEW – No, It’s Cool Jesus Died for My Sins Tshirt
This is terribly sacriligious and wonderfully funny. It’s like a free pass to do whatever the fuck you want. Love the premise that someone is questioning your destructive behavior.
Sex with your Girlfriend – 74 people like this
Hilarious. You just continue to writhe in anguish as more and more guys raise their hands and say “yes, I had sex with your girlfriend.” There’s a number that people can live with, then there are numbers that make you slightly uncomfortable. Then, there are multitudes that just make you shake your head in disbelief. Always a great “let’s talk about the relationship” night.
NEW – Prisoner of Thumb War (POTW) – MIA: Held Down But Not Forgotten T-shirt
This is a funny shirt flat out. Hopefully, that thumb makes it out of this at least as well as John McCain did with his ordeal. Well, maybe not the stupid conservative politics or the severely impaired range of motion of the limbs, but, alive and doin’ stuff.
420 – I Don’t Smoke Pot, That’s My Credit Score Tee Shirt
This is a really funny switcharoni. You think we’re going down the pot road and all of a sudden, boop, we’re talkin’ personal finance in shambles. I love that bait and switch. It warms my heart.
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