Funny Christmas T Shirts for Extra Happy Holidays

by on December 4, 2010

dont stop believin tshirt Funny Christmas T Shirts for Extra Happy HolidaysHere’s how it works for the holidays. Sometimes you want to wear nice cool clothing that you purchased or were  gifted. That’s cool. But, there’s also that impulse that compels you to turn on Xmas music during this season.  It just feels right for some reason. It’s a connection to the rest of the world and to the time of year, and it gives you a warm feeling inside.

That’s where I think these funny Christmas T Shirts come in. The following shirts are all related to Xmas in some way, and I take that back about the warm fuzzies on some (or most) of these, because a few are just pure offensive, but in the funny t shirt business I deal with the entire spectrum and I try not to shy away from much.

Without further ado, the shirts Santa would have you wear starting at least two weeks out from Christmas. Oh, and I have some Hannukah and Kwaanza in there to round it out and be a little more inclusive because I’m sensitive like that.

Muri Christmas Merica T Shirt

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Santa Rubbed His Balls On Your Toothbrush T Shirt

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No Christmas T Shirt

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Happy Festivus T Shirt

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This Girl Loves Christmas T Shirt

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Griswold Family Christmas Hat

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Transformers Christmas Sweater

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You Don’t Smell Like Santa T Shirt

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A Charlie Brown Christmas T Shirt

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Charlie Brown Pathetic Christmas Tree T Shirt

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A Christmas Story Leg Lamp Dress

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A Christmas Story Bunny Suit

 

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If It’s and But’s Were Candy and Nuts We’d All Have a Merry Christmas T Shirt

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I’m So Good Santa Came Twice T Shirt

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Santa Hates Jewish Kids T Shirt

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Keep The Chan in Chanakuh T Shirt

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Happy Fonza T Shirt

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Santa Has Diabetes T Shirt

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I Put the Christ Ma in Christmas T Shirt

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Taking Back Christmas T Shirt

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Merry Krampus T Shirt

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I Want To Believe T Shirt

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Ugly Darth Vader Christmas Sweater

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He-Man She-Ra Christmas Sweater

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Game of Thrones Winter is Coming

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What’s better than a Game of Thrones and Santa’s sleigh mashup? Nothing. That’s why it is your duty to pick this one up before you head over to Granny’s house for Christmas goose.

Festival of Lightsabers T shirt

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I know this is a Christmas page and it probably isn’t right to feature a Jewish Manora here, but it’s the holiday season and it has to be done. Shalom.

Don’t Stop Believin’ T Shirt

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Gotta stay young in the mind if you want to make it through with a good attitude.

Santa Claus is Coming T Shirt

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Oh. Oh my. What does that say. He must be tired from all his travel. Wait…is this naughty?

Home Alone Buzz Your Girlfriend Woof T shirt

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Classic Christmas movie and one of the better lines. Many people don’t know that Buzz’s girlfriend was Megan Fox. She shed that baby fat and looks pretty good.

Home Alone Wet Bandits T Shirt

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There’s nothing Christmasy about this shirt itself, but everybody thinks Xmas when this movie comes up, so it definitely belongs on this list.

Christmas Story Leg Lamp T Shirt

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Another classic moment in Christmas cinema. It’s a major award.

I Don’t Exist Santa T Shirt

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Break it to those that still believe quick like ripping off a Band-Aid. Don’t prolong the lie, which ultimately turns into pain.

Griswold Family Christmas T Shirt

 

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Ah, the family station wagon with the Christmas tree on top. Classic!

Christmas Vacation Jelly of the Month T Shirt

 

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The next best thing to being a member of the jelly of the month club is to wear this shirt.

Christmas Vacation Merry Christmas Shitter Was Full T Shirt

 

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Nothing like getting up Xmas morning and seeing your neighbors relative emptying his RV septic into the street sewer. Merry Christmas!

I Dedicate This House to the Griswold Family Christmas T Shirt

 

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Nothing like a warm house and close relationships for the holidays.

A Christmas Story Ralphie Ohhhhh Fuuudge T Shirt

 

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But that’s not what Ralphie really said, and he got in big trouble for saying it. Soap in the mouth.

I Triple Dog Dare You T Shirt

 

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Man that hurts when you have your tongue stuck to a lamp post. But, hey, you took the dare head on.  That counts for something.

It’s a Major Award Leg Lamp T Shirt

 

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Best lamp in movie history. Cool design style too.

A Christmas Story I Triple Dog Dare You T Shirt

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This is the close up version of this classic scene from the best Xmas movie ever.

A Christmas Story Leg Lamp T Shirt

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That’s a sexy and beautiful lamp. No?

Elf Raised by Elves T Shirt

 

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Love the outline of the Ferrell fro and elf hat. Nice.

Santa Oh My God Santa’s Coming I Know Him I Know Him T Shirt

 

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I’m a sucker for cute Christmas movies and this scene was wonderful. Buddy is such a goob.

Elf Smiling’s My Favorite T Shirt

 

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Smiling is good for your health and your soul. Do it. Buddy does.

Seinfeld A Festivus For the Rest of Us T Shirt

 

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Hey, what happens when you’re not religious and don’t celebrate in the traditional ways. Festivus!

Happy Festivus T Shirt

 

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Come on now. Tell me. Does anyone really through Festivus parties? ‘Cuz if you and your friends are awesome.

Christmas Vacation Christmas Moose Mug T Shirt

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Merry Christmas The Shitter’s Full T Shirt

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From National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation: cousin Eddie just emptying out the RV toilet into the storm sewer.

You’ll Shoot Yer Eye Out Kid T Shirt

 

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A Christmas Story: “I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, 200-shot range model air rifle!”

Deez Nuts Roasting on an Open Fire T Shirt

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Nuthin’ like combining hip hop classics with standard Christmas tunes. If you mix Dr. Dre with Bing Crosby this is what you get.

Talledega Nights: 8 Pound Six Ounce Newborn Infant Jesus Don’t Even Know a Word Yet T Shirt

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Ricky Bobby prefers to say grace to the Christmas baby Jesus. I say it’s his perogative.

Don’t Stop Believin’ T Shirt

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Straight up keep Santa in your heart shirt, as in stay young at heart.

Sleigher T Shirt

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Nice little wordplay. Suppose you can say Santa rides a sleigh, so he’s a sleigher.

Santa’s Lil Stinker T Shirt

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If you have a piece of work in your life you can tell them you love ’em and still get in a little dig about how naughty they are with this one.

Hey Santa I Need a Job T Shirt

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Very appropriate as they recession continues. I heard unemployment is up to 9.8 percent, so there’s a lot of people out there on whom this shirt fits a little too well.

Guide My Sleigh I’m Drunk T Shirt

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One Christmas he needed Rudolph’s red nose because the weather was so bad, but it turned into a habit and year-after-year Santa got worse, putting more and more of the gift delivery responsibility on the reindeer.

Santa I Don’t Exist T Shirt

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Gotta discover the truth sooner or later. Add the middle finger for emphasis.

I Put Out for Santa T Shirt

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Cookies. I put out cookies. There are cookies on the shirt. What did you think it meant?

Your Mom is a Whore Merry Christmas T Shirt

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This was totally uncalled for. And, plus, I really don’t think she is, but I guess you never know. Thanks for the holiday wishes though.

Merry Kwanzaa Bitches T Shirt

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This is the holiday where they took their favorite bits from each of the major religion’s holidays. Right? Like Santa and the menorah. What am I saying. This is a total pimp daddy black stereotype and it’s terrible.

Xmasochist T shirt

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There’s Mrs. Claus and Santa having a little kinky fun. It’s a nice wordplay, but I’m starting to think I should have added a warning about eight shirts ago.

Dear Santa Fuck You You Judgmental Prick T Shirt

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If the holidays put your in a sour mood, well then this one may lift your Christmas spirits.

I Saw Mommy Kissing Mrs. Claus T Shirt

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And, to wrap it up, just in case you didn’t have enough a troublesome enough time processing that last Mrs. Claus image, here’s another. I’m really sorry this went off the rails like this.

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