So, is this saying there used to be unicorns, but they devolved into narwhal. Let me tell you something. Unicorns must have been super awesome if a narwhal is a couple four steps back, because they are simply spectacular. But, I suppose if you can crap Skittles and shoot rainbow beams from your eyes, then you’re pretty special, which is why you need to own the Unicorn Devolution T Shirt.
Yeah you. Get it. Now. That last creature actually looks like a Beluga Whale with a narwhal horn, which is too complicated to discuss here.
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