Five Boroughs Cocktails T Shirt

by on November 22, 2011

I’m really not sure what this shirt means. Of course, you have the five boroughs of New York City. And maybe each borough has a signature cocktail. Okay, maybe I figured it out. Done. And that, my dear, is why you should purchase the Five Boroughs Cocktails T Shirt.

Basically, if you plan to visit NYC, or if you live in NYC, and if you would like to make people think you know a thing or two about the greatest city in the world, then Headline Shirts has put ink on cotton just for you.

Of course, you want a shirt with a map of New York City marked with five different drinks, including…

– Brass Monkey – Does that have anything to do with the best song on the Beastie Boys’ first album, and cocaine and malt liquor?
– Manhattan – Obvious.
– Boiler Maker – Sounds a little more like Indiana to me.
– Pale Ale – what? That’s a beer.
– Fuzzy Navel – Sounds more like New York in the 70s.

Yeah, I have no idea what this means. Enjoy!

{ 2 comments… read them below or add one }

Mike Parker November 23, 2011 at 11:18 am

How is Pale Ale representing Brooklyn? And Boiler Maker is Purdue University.


Pete January 23, 2012 at 6:22 pm

As a New Yorker (well, Brooklynite) who’s drank his way through most of the boroughs, this is damn good. Although I think Pabst should represent Brooklyn!


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