Funny St. Patrick’s Day T-shirts
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Unless, you’re traveling to Cork, Ireland to perform the sacred ritual of kissing the Blarney Stone you’ll need a funny tshirt specifically for St. Patrick’s Day.
That’s right, I’m telling you right now that you’ll need to go beyond the shiny leprechaun top hat, the four leaf clover lapel pin and buckles on your shoes.
Are you happy go lucky enough take it to the next level for Saint Patty’s? I think you are.
The following are the finest shirts available for this specific occasion. You’ll need to make your choice soon in order to insure your selection is shipped to you in time for the night out on the town with brats, kraut, Guinness and seasick floozies.
Make sure you make the right choice. These all take on a slightly different flavor from an innocent nod to drunkenness, to collective celebration of a funny TV show, to picking fights with dumb Micks. Without further ado, the top funny St. Patrick’s Day tees.
Also, remember this year’s celebration will start on Wednesday the 17th and last through the weekend, so you’ll probably need a shirt for all five of those days. Just sayin’. You need to party fresh.
Have You Seen the Drunk Leprechaun? Tshirt
This one is so good it requires two images to convey the brilliance. The front of the shirt pops the big question. Then, if they say no or yes or whatever, you flip your shirt over your head and voila, you are the drunk leprechaun. So, goofy and fun, you’ll be the hit of every gathering, whether it’s a house party, a St. Patty’s crawl or a bar stool drink-a-thon.
Kiss Me I’m Pretending to Be Irish T Shirt
Be straight with people. Tell them the honest truth. It may turn off some people, but you didn’t want to have sloppy stranger make out sessions with them anyway.
Kind of the general philosophy behind the big green celebration. Nice simple tip of the hat to the festivity.
Irish Today, Hungover Tomorrow Shirt
Very solid sentiment. Recognize the connection between the holiday, the Irish and the drinking. Also, you’re all in. You will drink like an Irishman tonight and tomorrow you will pay the price. Totally worth it.
Get’s a little more edgy here. Random drunken brawl to celebrate. Pitcher of green beer slammed in your face. Still more people will just snicker at the generalization that the Irish like to get drunk and fight.
Fuck You You’re Irish Tee Shirt
This is where you start to show your curmudgeonly side. Maybe you don’t like all the retards that fill up your favorite neighborhood pub on St. Pat’s Day. Maybe an Irishman poked your girlfriend while you were away on holiday. Maybe you’re just a terrible person that finds potato famines funny, Bloody Sunday the best weekend on record, and the demise of the Notre Dame football program the finest football phenomenon of the past decade. Whatever. This shirt is starting to bring it, and you very well could be engaging in fisticuffs with a big dumb drunk.
Paddy’s Irish Pub – South Philadelphia, PA
Get a little It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia on your body, especially for the best holiday of them all. St. Patty’s Day! You like the show, other people that are out and about on the 17th like the show. Combine the love and create a nodding, happy, high five sensation. And keep drinking like it’s the last Wednesday of your life.
Green Beer is Leprechaun Pee Tshirt
This is a nice funny joke on a tshirt. You’ll make at least a dozen people tippin’ back the green stuff to at least think twice as imbibe. Maybe even look around for the little green dude, or a rainbow, or a box of Lucky Charms or something.
Nice play on words. If you play it right, you might just get a couple, five drinks just from the shirt. Or at least five more than you would usually get free just for being your stunning self. This is a solid play. Wear this one. FREE BEER.
Kiss My Ass It’s Irish T Shirt
Depending on the comeliness of the ass, you may get some takers on this one. Or, if it’s felt as more of a threat, especially later in the night you may be someone misread “kiss” for “kick.” Oops.
Another nice little elbow to the ribs, pour me another camaraderie-builder shirt. If you’re out to have a good time this is the perfect ice breaker.
Now, we start to get a little blue on this day of green. I imagine these shirts going on in stages. You wear the funny cute shirts to start out the evening with, then as the drinks keep flowing, you start pulling the more risque stuff out of your back pocket and putting them on. Bonus points if you do it right there in the bar. I like layering them on top of each other.
Do You Have Irish in You? Would You Like Some? Tee
If you’re not feeling like getting in a fight, this is probably the last shirt you put on in the sequence. This is wear you make your move. The shirt is a great prop. A cute leprechaun, offering up a four leaf clover and politely asking for a little somethin’ somethin’.
