Best Funny Halloween T Shirts
It’s not that you don’t want to go all out, but sometimes there comes a time in your life when the end of October rolls around and you’re short on time, money or inspiration to craft a worthy Halloween costume.
Or you have the costume but you have multiple events to hit during Halloween week and All Saints Day and Day of the Dead, and you can’t possibly dress up in the same costume for everything. Whatever the reason, you need to have a few Halloween t shirts in your arsenal, so you’ll be ready for any scary festivity the season brings to you.
Here’s a list of the top 13 (SCARY NUMBER!) funny Halloween tees I’ve seen around the web in reverse order. Hurry and get yourself a couple, so you’re ready for any spooky occasion.
13. Cheap Ass Halloween Costume Tshirt
Well that’s one way to look at it, but at least you put some thought into it, and burned some calories to find the shirt, pull out your wallet, and drop a few bucks. Better than finding that ratty blanket covering the wood pile, wrapping yourself in it and calling yourself a popcicle. That’s lame and cheap ass.
12. Skull and Crossbones (aka Stick Figures in Peril) Tshirt
Another very good image for this most ghoulish of holidays. Certainly sufficiently creepy, especially when you look close and notice the creepy stick figures all dying miserable deaths.
Not quite ready to get up, stretch and destroy the lives of hundreds. Perhaps the growl in the stomach calling for juicy brains isn’t pronounced enough. Maybe 77 years isn’t quite enough. Nonetheless, zombies and Halloween make a great coupling.
10. Strangers Have the Best Candy Tshirt
This is more a Public Service Announcement for kids to get out of their comfort zone and seek strangers for their candy needs, but it also works well as a reminder for Halloween. Go to the neighborhood that’s one social stratus or more above yours. You won’t know any of these rich folk, but they’ll have the best candy.
Very simple. Very effective, especially if you can make your voice squeak and look scrawny like a geeky high school boy. This’ll make ‘em laugh.
8. Vampires Have No Life Tshirt
Having the Pac Man console is pretty sweet, but every day for years and no friends and that severely anti-social behavior. This is totally true. And, remember, vampires equal perfect Halloween imagery.
7. This is My Costume, I’m a…Tshirt
I don’t if you want to bring a marker to the place you celebrate your devilish holiday, but if you do it will be really convenient for those that want to choose what you are. Now, if you have a sense of self-worth, you won’t let ‘em. You’ll tell ‘em. Could be a different story for each person you encounter, but it’s your story. Tell them right now. “You don’t know me!”
Cute spider. Almost goofy happy. Definitely a nice addition to the Halloween festivity.
5. I’m Scary Enough Without a Costume Tshirt
Kind of funny, especially if you get this for a cute little kid that’s not scary at all. Or, if you smear makeup on like Leona Helmsley. Or, you wear big, fake Tony Robbins teeth.
4. Chocolate Melty Skull aka Bitter Teeth Tshirt
This just seemed appropriate. Skull and chocolate. Seems like the essence of Halloween…maybe even how your brain feels after 42 mini candy bars, smartees, butterscotch, and jujujelly stuff.
3. Just Give Me the Fucking Candy Tshirt
Straight to the point. Blunt. Horrible manners. It’s a trick and a treat. Totally Halloween.
Hey, this is just funny. It takes it one step beyond doing a shitty costume and having people ask you who you are, and you having to go through a long explanation and they just nod and go for another spiked pumpkin fall bomb.
1. Guess Who? Grim Reaper Tshirt
That young man looks so cozy in his favorite chair with a good book. And he seems genuinely happy to have this surprise. I think things go down hill from there.
