Best Funny Due Date T Shirts from the Movie

Okay Due Date staring Zach Galifianakis and Robert Downey Jr. looks funny, so I’m going to try to predict what shirts it will inspire. Let the record show I’ve made my predictions for the Funny Due Date T shirts on September 12, 2010, so help me God. I had my hand on the Bible. Don’t believe me? Maybe I’ll make a video with a time stamp. That will be admissible in court. Is admissible a word?

Here’s the Due Date trailer:

Copy: “My Dad Would Never Do That, He Loved Me.”
Image: a Dad with bags packed by the car.

Image: Sign says “nude beach.” Zach eating a foot long corn dog that looks fairly suggestive.

Copy: “Don’t take me to a waffle house.”
Image: Waffle House. We could have some licensing issues with this one.

Copy: “If I miss the birth of my child I’m gonna choke you out with your own scarf.”
Image: Zach with his scarf, and sunglasses with tag hanging off it. Would be nice to have “Seems a bit drastic” in there, but that’s too much content for one shirt.

Copy: “Rental Agreement” and “I have coverage.”
Image: smoking car and Downey looking sad.

Copy: “You better check yourself before you wreck yourself.”
Image: Zach holding a dog with an anti-ball licking cone on its head.

Copy: “I lost my virginity when I was 9. I’ll never do that again.”
No image.

Did I cover it? Do you have better ideas? Have you seen a different trailer with different lines in it that you can add. Are you an artist that wants to design t shirts on a totally speculative basis? Get in on the ground floor of this venture.

UPDATE: Two shirts have been spotted from this movie, and they’re both the you better check yourself before you wreck yourself:

From Snicker Tees:

Check Yo’Self, Before You Wreck Yo’Self

From Chilled Tees:

You Better Check Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself