Fat People Save Lives T Shirt

by on July 28, 2011

This is why you shouldn’t have a prejudice against fat people. Instead allow them into your circle of friends. You don’t have to be nice to them. They’ll be so grateful that you just allowed them in the group. Then, when you go on that group camping trip, fulfilling your dream of a threesome, and you hear some rumbling in the mess tent, you and the girls (guys) can run fully aware that the bear will grab Rodney, who will be a nice and juicy catch. You’ll smile despite the circumstances because your “let the fatty in the club” plan worked to perfection. And you love it when a plan comes together.

Step one is to buy this Fat People Save Lives T Shirt. Step two is to thank Deez Teez to have the courage to shed light on a somewhat sensitive topic.

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joe July 30, 2011 at 12:24 am

Last weekend I hiked Mt. Marcy in NY, and the guide/friendly-vegetation-protector-girl at the top told us that the bears regularly steal food and even pull down people’s food hung high in trees. So now they lend people plastic air-tight bear canisters. There is absolutely no reason for me to type this here but I thought it was cool that bears could do that.


Booker Addison July 30, 2011 at 10:39 am

@Joe – you shared this because it totally related to the shirt and it was interesting. As always you’re highly encouraged to comment! I like this… “guide/friendly-vegetation-protector-girl”


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