Faber College Animal House Movie T-shirt

by on August 2, 2010

faber college animal house movie tshirt Faber College Animal House Movie T shirtbuy now button yellow Faber College Animal House Movie T shirtBluto Blutarsky would wear this shirt and so should you. No, let’s bring it down a notch and get serious for a second John Belushi, who played John “Bluto” Blutarsky, in the movie, Animal House, is dead. He died of living too fast. He died to young. To honor this comic genius. To honor the man who, with just his eyebrows, a lawn mower, and a 14 inch beige dildo, could make you belly laugh for five minutes straight, you really should, no, you must purchase the Faber College Tshirt.

I mean, you’ve seen the movie, you’ve purchased the College tshirt he wore in the movie, you’ve broken the guitar of some hippie folk singer fag, and now you need to take your in memorium to the ultimate level. Buy this shirt!

Hey, John was a hedonistic guy, but look at those eyes. He was full of love and mirth. John had a little problem with drugs, like cocaine and alcohol, but those chubby cheeks were so cute. And, think of this groundbreaking film effort. There would be no fully formed genre of really stupid college movies featuring weak humor and tits galore, if it weren’t for Animal House. And, I’m not saying Animal House should be lumped in with those.

Here’s what I’m trying to say. The myth of Christ made him out to be a pretty cool, righteous, loving dude, but Christians went on fucking Crusades and killed everyone. That’s what I mean. So buy this Faber College shirt because Jesus and John would really, really appreciate it as it would cement both of their legacies.

Amen. Smash. Smash. Smash. Sorry.

Busted Tees is in the business of remembering the good times.

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