Exploit Local Artists T Shirt

by on May 22, 2010

In most metropolitan areas, there’s a rich vein of local artists that have no idea how to market themselves, nor how much their work is worth. A sharp entrepreneur with an eye for artistic talent or at least connections to people with an eye for hot shit can make a pretty penny teaming up with the locals.

Basically, drug-addled creatives all have a price. Some are more “principled” than others, and you can just move on to the next one, if you hear the words “not gonna sellout” three minutes into any conversation. Even the most “pure” artist has a price and it gets lower the longer they’re on the Ramen and Thunderbird diet, sleeping in their “friends” beat down camper shell that’s sitting on blocks until the next road trip.

The smart businessman out to make a buck will develop a network that stretches into the far reaches of the artist community. He doesn’t necessarily have to rub elbows with the artistic masses and their clusterfucked lives, but if he cultivates contact points he can win. Are you ready to make a buck, while promoting the arts and supporting the culture of your community. Then, first, buy this Exploit Local Artists Tshirt for some ironic street cred, then buy my 97-page manual with step-by-step instructions anybody can use to make a killing. It’s only $197.95 with a full money-back guarantee. You have nothing to lose. Order today.

Headline Shirts loves the art work of local artists. Especially, when that art work ends up selling on their shirts. But, of course, they don’t exploit.

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