Exploding Dog Bombs in the Sky Wonderful T Shirt

by on February 23, 2011

I’m going to have to call this a misdirection shirt designed by Exploding Dog. You have missiles or bombs coming falling in the blue sky. Yes, the cute little squiggle contrails are kind of cute, and the bombs are tidy packages of red adorableness, and we have the blue sky and fluffy clouds, so there’s a whole lot of wonderful in the scene. But, let’s think ahead 60 seconds. This scene is straight out of Saving Private Ryan or some other horrible war film that I can’t think of right now.

Those precious little missiles are taking out London or Hiroshima or some other city with thousands and thousands of innocent civilians being blown to bits. Bet you didn’t think of that when you printed up this shirt, did ya Topatoco? We could have children wanting to grow up to be engineers that can design the next smart bomb or dirty bomb. Hell, there’s probably an eight year old right now looking at his sister’s hot friend’s bust, covered in this design, who’s is unwittingly having a seed planted, which will germinate into the unquenchable desire to get laid and to create a rocket that be powerful enough to carry an explosive load to Mars. And, once that happens, we’re doomed. Martians do not dig that aggressive shit.

Get the Bombs in the Sky Wonderful T Shirt.

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