Doug: The Beets Killer Tofu Tour ’95

by on April 19, 2010

If anything is a Nerdy Shirt, this certainly qualifies: a fake concert tee from a cartoon band in an animated sitcom called Doug from the 90s. Nerd. Geek. And, if you’re into it, I suppose this one fine prized piece of apparel.

I guess they’re running re-runs of this crazy shit these days on some MTV affiliate or some such thing. As you can tell I’m totally in to this shirt. It speaks to me on a very deep level, which is why I absolutely know it will speak to you as well.

Actually, a band called The Beets is pretty good. Wordplay and/or sweet root veggie with a deep red hue. Nice. Killer Tofu is also pretty nice, especially when you associate it with like a surfer having a beach party cookout and telling the hippie chick hanger on that the tofu she just grilled was killer.

Oh, and what about the scientific discovery that soy shrinks your nads and gives you man tits with discharge. That plays a nice roll in appreciating this tshirt. That said you’ll probably feel compelled to purchase this Doug: The Beets Killer Tofu Tour ’95 t-shirt. All I can say is go for it. Follow your passion.

And you need a little The Beets fix well here y’are:

Everybody flirts with those that wear Nerdy Shirts.

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