Don’t Drink Or Drive Tshirt

This one went over my head for a second, bounced around the room and hit me with potent hilarity. At first glance you’re thinking it’s a PSA. Then you think it’s one of those tired “I drive better when I drink” messages. But, if you stick with it, boom, the Amish don’t drink or drive. Beautiful. I’m diggin’ that beard. In fact, any tshirt that features a beard immediately gets special consideration.

Here it is on a lovely Amish girl:

Let’s face it. Sometimes you’re not in the mood or it’s the wrong setting to wear that “Blow Me” tshirt. You need to have another “go to” tshirt that comes from an entirely different place. This is that tee. So, get it for a more well-rounded and rich life. Guaranteed.