Decaf T Shirt

by on May 23, 2012

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Hey you crazy coffee fiend. Actually, if you’re a decaf person, then I don’t know what to say. What’s the point? Drink some water and get on with your day. I just never got into the coffee thing, which is probably why I’m living in my mother’s basement at age 41 and no one is reading this. Maybe I need to grow up and drink some coffee and get ahead in life. Of course, I don’t think Decaf has that effect. I think I’m still in the basement even after six months of decaf.

Get this Decaf T Shirt from Headline Shirts if you’re weird, and I know you are. Wait, why am I still even typing…nobody’s reading this.

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Meagan May 26, 2012 at 11:12 pm

I read this and totally bought it as a farewell gift for my friend at work. Little inside joke…one time she knew I hadn’t gotten much sleep the night before, and she totally brewed up a pot of decaf on purpose to screw with me. I fell asleep on my keyboard! When I woke up, I knew what she did, and I’m serious–I fell out of my chair laughing I was so loopy, and so did she, and she had one of those medicine ball chairs and the thing went rolling into this hot guy’s cube. He thought we were such major reatrds, but he ended up asking us both out via IM, and we both said yes. I asked him later why he thought we wouldn’t both figure it out, and he said he knew we would, but wanted us both because we’re both so fun-loving. He got a better job pretty soon, but he kept dating Kelly (she kicked me out of the run), and wouldnt you know it, thats why she’s leaving the office, because they’re getting married and she didnt have enough PTO for theit honeymoon. But it doesnt matter becuase the dude makes BANK. FYI I’m not jealous because I ended up dating this guy in accounting and he’s super funny and awesome. Big pistol too. Anyway, I’m getting the shirt. Thanks!


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