This is funny. The fine print says “shoot the first one and the word will spread,” meaning shoot the first daughter that comes of dating age and the message will spread to the rest of the daughters that they probably shouldn’t date until they’re over 41 years old.
Wait, my editor just called and said that this Dad’s Against Daughters Dating T Shirt could mean that you shoot the first boyfriend that comes around and then the message will spread amongst potential suitors that your daughter isn’t one to pursue, because it’s life threatening. No offense to my editor but that seems ludicrisp. Shooting the daughter is much more plausible.
Anyways, maybe I should ask Deez Teez what they feel is the primary meaning of this important father-daughter & boys relationship t-shirt.