Cookie Monster Revenge T Shirt from Snorg Tees

by on April 23, 2012

Man…don’t wear this in front of the kids. I’m 41 and having a hard time digesting this image (ha ha ha…get it…digesting). Of course, it’s tougher for me because I used to have a cookie monster puppet with googly moogly eyes, blue fur, and a huge mouth. That puppet ate cookies just like Cookie Monster. In other words, not at all. Cookie crumbs just flying everywhere.

This cookie was no accident or coincidence. There was a plan put in place in the cookie community. They had heard the horror stories so they waited until the big one came along, and they trained him to be a warrior and a beast, and when he was ready they sent him to Sesame Street to do battle with the Nation of the Cookie’s greatest enemy…Cookie Monster.

Sweet victory for the chosen one and safety for all the cookies of the world. Oh wait, most cookies are eaten. That poses a little bit more of a problem for the cookie community. Maybe they need to start learning how to run like the gingerbread man.

Whatever. Just get the Cookie Monster Revenge T Shirt from Snorg Tees and keep the existential meandering to a minimum.

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Cookie lova April 26, 2012 at 8:46 pm

The cookie community!


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