Chocolate Earth T Shirt

by on December 13, 2011

You know how they call Washington D.C. Chocolate City. I thought that was what this was referring to. Like the natural progression of humankind was to be all black. Or maybe it was a Black Power statement. But, in reality, I think this Chocolate Earth T Shirt is just a goofy little number talking about the different layers of the earth in terms of confection (i.e. roasted peanuts, chewy caramel, nougat, milk chocolate). Either way I like it, and either way I’m listening to Chocolate City on Parliament’s 1975 album, Chocolate City, because it’s a damn good song. I know there are dude’s talkin’ about Chocolate City today, so to look up-to-date I shoulda referenced them, but none of that really interests me, like George Clinton and friends back in the day.

Headline Shirts knows how good chocolate is so why not dream that the entire earth is made up of the stuff. Then you just walk outside fall on your face and gorge yourself. Like a scene from Willy Wonka. Right?

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Mike Parker December 14, 2011 at 9:11 am

I’m totally Augustus from Willy Wonka…let me in I’m starving!


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