Che Guevara – I don’t actually know who this is T Shirt

by on April 7, 2010

You know the first step to being a true revolutionary is to be brutally honest with yourself. Don’t pose like you know who historic revolutionaries are if you don’t Don’t act like you’ve been to the school of hard knocks. Don’t fake like you just smoked a crack pipe…’cuz you didn’t.

Be yourself, which, of course, involves treating yourself to snacky sweet and salty treats, consuming as much entertainment as can be fit into 14-waking hours, and twittering every inane thought that bounces around in that pampered skull of yours. Then, put on the Che Guevara I Don’t Actually Know Who This Is t-shirt and people will think you’re cooler than you really are.

Got it. Good. Be yourself. Exagerate your weaknesses and foibles and you’re good to go. Revolutionary goofus with a heart of gold. Or at least a harmless prankster people wished was out of their circle of influence. Or something.

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