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Lebron James Destroys Cleveland Again

I watched some of that Cleveland Cavaliers versus the Miami Heat game and it wasn’t pretty. It’s like Lebron came back to the old house, where his ex lives, made up a nice sandwich, picked up a few items he had left, smacked her on the ass, winked at her new man, grabbed a beer, and skipped out the door to his younger, hotter girl. Sort of like that.

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President Obama Takes Elbow to Lip During Basketball Game

by Booker Addison

How would you like to be the dude that actually delivered this blow, even if it was inadvertent? The image that goes with the story on ESPN.com, shows the President walking off slightly in pain, but he seems to be taking it well. A cut on the lip that takes 12 stitches is no joke. That’s a pretty solid shot. Of course, you should have seen what the secret service did to the elbower. He’ll never be playing basketball again, unless in the sequel to Murderball.

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Tony Parker Cheating with Brent Barry’s Wife

by Booker Addison

Ooh la la. That’s a juicy story. Spurs point guard Tony Parker getting all French on Brent Barry’s wife. Damn that makes for a very awkward locker room, except that Barry hasn’t been there for two years. Just seemed like yesterday he was struggling in the playoffs.

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Brett Favre Got Lonely in the Big City

by Booker Addison

I’d be remiss if I didn’t put a post together about this Brett Favre debacle. I mean I live in Milwaukee, Wisconsin and it’s practically my duty to hang on every word in the media about the allegations that Favre tried to bed Jenn Sterger, and used text messages and images of his schlong to lure her to his hotel room.

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Pine Nuts Cause Bitter Taste for Days

by Booker Addison

Everything I eat tastes bitter these days. I started to really notice it today so I Googled it, which isn’t always the greatest idea. It’s pretty much guaranteed that if you search for information on health symptoms, you’re going to find enough concerning information that makes you think you’re probably going to die in the next 14 minutes of some rare disease or virus or something.

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U.S. Catholic Bishops Need More Exorcists, Pronto

by Booker Addison

The U.S. is in high alert. The Roman Catholic in the United States is down to only six exorcists. They’re holding open tryouts this weekend to try to bolster those numbers to 122. Thank God. These demon possessed people are overrunning the place. It’s a mess.

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