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the dude abides face t shirt Big Lebowski Bungalow For SaleI thought I’d take the opportunity to call attention to the story about The Big Lebowski bungalow being put up for sale in Venice Beach, CA. If you liked the movie you may consider purchasing the property.

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Nothing real funny about this. Don Van Vliet died after struggling with Multiple Sclerosis for years. Dude’s music was fucking incredible. Actually, did the first music video, which now sits in the Museum of Modern Art. He was a sculptor from age 5. Dude did it on his own terms. Put out amazing amount of material. Took blues to another psycho-beat, babble level. Really did the thing. Blazed the trail.

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You think of Ocean’s 11 and all of the preparation and expertise that went into robbing the casino, when there’s a dude right now that parks his motorcycle in front of the building trots in with his helmet on and a gun in his hand. Goes to the nearest craps table, and comes away with $1.5 million in chips. He’s done this twice now in the same outfit. Boop Boop. Done. Now, you figure there’s 92 guys that will fence chips. He gets 50% of the take and he’s a millionaire. No high tech building schematic computer cracking needed.

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kumari fulbright Former Arizona Beauty Queen Kumari Fulbright Goes to Jail for Being UglyActually, I think Kumari Fulbright is going to jail because she had her ex-boyfriend kidnapped, beaten, and robbed by three thugs. Looks like she got ugly doing some ugly drugs like heroin or meth. I probably should have more sympathy for the plight of this pathetic human being, who was weak, got mixed up in drugs and evil men, but her mug shot makes me laugh every time I look at it. Arizona beauty queen. I’d hate to see their average looking women. Ha Ha Ha. Actually, I think Ms. Fulbright was kind of a dog when she was winning beauty contests and going to law school, so there isn’t that much of a stark contrast between the before and after.

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The red-headed front man of Simply Red acts contrite as he casually mentions that in a three-year run at the height of Simply Red’s popularity, he averaged having sex with three women a day. That’s pretty impressive. Of course, he’s acting very contrite about it now, as the 50-year-old now has settled down with a wife and kid, but it doesn’t seem like he hesitated to mention that for that nice stretch he was rivaling Wilt Chamberlain’s prowess. Good for him, especially since was just a short pasty little kinky haired ginger that sang mediocre soul songs.

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Leslie Nielsen Enrico Pallazzo world tour 1988 t shirt Leslie Nielsen Enrico Pallazzo World Tour 1988 T shirtbuy now button yellow Leslie Nielsen Enrico Pallazzo World Tour 1988 T shirtOf course, Leslie Nielsen’s character in Naked Gun impersonated Enrico Pallazzo singing the national anthem. He was terrible and couldn’t remember the words. It’s a pretty funny clip. See below. And, I bring this up, because we have to bid adieu to Leslie Nielsen as he passed away on November 28, 2010. He was a great comedic actor and he was a Canadian. What more could you want? He’ll be missed.

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