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50 Percent Off at T Shirt Hell

The sale page is stupid over at Tshirt Hell. You have to choose from the drop downs to get any shirts to show up but once you do you’ll see what looks like nearly the entire catalog available at 50% off, which is a really sweet deal. Although they have terrible and offensive shirts, T-Shirt Hell also has some of the funniest shirts you’ll find anywhere.

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Dick Clark America’s Deadest Teenager T Shirt

by Booker Addison

Ah, this is terrible. Dick Clark was such an institution on New Year’s and all that. Makes me feel old that he died at the age of 82, especially since he still looked good. That said, this America’s Deadest Teenager T Shirt is pretty funny. Dick was called America’s Oldest Teenager, so this tee is the natural progression of that once he passed away a week ago, suffering from a heart attack.

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Suppport Our Civilians T Shirt

by Booker Addison

Hey, that slob on the recliner pays his taxes every year, which in turn pays for all of the very important missions in Afghanistan, Iraq, Iran, Syria, and the bases in 93% of the countries across the world. I mean how else are we going to continue to afford our luxurious lifestyles when we don’t offer the world anything of value. We need to offer them our protection.

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Jesus Marijuana Bong: Dude My Dad Made This Shit T Shirt

by Booker Addison

Hey, marijuana is natural. The Bible talks about wine all the time. What’s the difference? Nothing. Both are mind altering and impairing. Probably better to drive high than to drive drunk. Pot heads are generally mellow, whereas alcoholics are oftentimes belligerent. So, yeah, why shouldn’t Jesus tell the stoner on the couch that his dad made the weed. He should be proud.

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Trayvon Martin Recreational Hoodie Wearer Please Don’t Shoot T Shirt

by Booker Addison

Man this world is messed up. Sometimes you have to mourn for the families decimated by senseless violence, then you gotta just laugh at the absurdity of it all, or, I’m afraid, it could all get a little too heavy, and getting up in the morning may be more than we can bear. Obviously, this topic is touchy with the racist overtones, but taking it on head on with humor is sometimes the best way to fight it.

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Sasquatch Squatch’ya Gonna Do T Shirt

by Booker Addison

I found out there is about eleventybillion songs with the lyrics “whatcha gonna do,” when I was searching for the meaning of this shirt. I mean even if there isn’t a whatcha gonna do meme out there, this Squatch’ya Gonna Do T Shirt stands on its own, because it’s funny looking, and Squatch’ya is a terrific word, and, and, and….